Bored and Procrastinating

This always makes me laugh my ass off at the logic paradox. By coming to Facebook to ask people to join your network on Google+ you are coming to where the people actually are.

Why not just stay there?

(I know the answer is you got in at Beta and now have a bazillion followers on pretty much a dead social network, but still it’s like going to Disneyland and going “Hey everyone! Who wants to go to Seaworld!!!”)

(Source: google.com)

This is mean spirited and I get that.

It’s also funny.

Meaning I’ll read your hatemail, but I won’t care. 

(Also if I’m wrong on the count of Mormons, I’m either pleased or disappointed; respectively… but not respectfully.) 

Google knows what you’re REALLY curious about.

And the answer is his first name.